tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post114047605195330402..comments2024-03-22T02:57:20.853-07:00Comments on Center of Gravitas: Eight Easy StepsGayProfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140653054640617322006-02-22T16:04:00.000-08:002006-02-22T16:04:00.000-08:00Dorian: Oooh, I hadn't thought about naming the co...Dorian: Oooh, I hadn't thought about naming the collective. Legion of GayProf’s Justice Society sounds about right.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe they can all be the "GayProfs" and I will promote myself to GayDean or, even better, GayChancellor.GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140591095849441232006-02-21T22:51:00.000-08:002006-02-21T22:51:00.000-08:00So...when the franchise gets off the ground...Legi...So...when the franchise gets off the ground...Legion of GayProfs or GayProf Corps?Dorianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140591003982576142006-02-21T22:50:00.000-08:002006-02-21T22:50:00.000-08:00Larry: You ask an excellent queston. Like Oso Ra...Larry: You ask an excellent queston. Like Oso Raro suggests, you will need to master your spin (though the WW-Nazi in me also can't help himself from pointing out that the spin was a total invention of the t.v. show -- in the comic book, Diana used her magic lasso to change clothes, but I digress). So, Larry, on your way off that cliff, you will need to focus on changing into <A HREF="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7695/1503/1600/wwswim2.jpg" REL="nofollow">this</A> for water activities. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make sense given WW's outfit was a swimsuit to start. We have decided just to run with it.<BR/><BR/>Chiron: Hmmm, that seems like a tough call. The WW is pretty vital to the whole GayProf essence, but the women’s tennis thing presents a strong alternative. I think you might have to go for the moniker LesbianProf, though. I am not saying, I am just saying.<BR/><BR/>TornWordo, ROG, Helen: I would love to demonstrate my nose twitching skill. After all, I spent many hours of my youth learning to do it instead of learning, you know, how to spell and multiply and stuff. <BR/><BR/>Alas, my technology skills and equipment lack that option. I use a laptop that runs --gasp-- Windows ME. You may need to take a drink now. Take two if you are a Mac person.<BR/><BR/>If you feel pity, please make your checks out to: GayProf’s Technology Fund. Don’t be deceived, though, I will not use your money for a new computer, but will probably waste it on vodka and boys.GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140540658367814052006-02-21T08:50:00.000-08:002006-02-21T08:50:00.000-08:00Too funny, chama. Loved the part about gay sex. Is...Too funny, chama. Loved the part about gay sex. Isn't that so true? Learn the hydrolics and everything else eventually follows. I guess that's why we're all still looking for butches. What we really need to do is work on our Wonder Womon spins. After all, who doesn't need a quick change like that once in awhile? Dean coming? Annoying hassle student? Your chair with a sheaf of papers destined for your desk? Spin, girl, spin, like your life depended on it, then jump in your invisible plane and fly away!Oso Rarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11345231159759787852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140538293008595642006-02-21T08:11:00.000-08:002006-02-21T08:11:00.000-08:00I'm so on top of step five. And step seven will be...I'm so on top of step five. And step seven will be easy for me if I can substitute mention of women's tennis for Wonder Woman...like "Oh that's too bad about your car fire, did you hear that Mauresmo just won her second straight title in Amsterdam?"Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07463228745621132957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140532871911188572006-02-21T06:41:00.000-08:002006-02-21T06:41:00.000-08:00Well, I'm Italian and Jewish, so growing a goatee ...Well, I'm Italian and Jewish, so growing a goatee should be easy. That nose-twitch thing, though...no can do. I'd like to see you demonstrate it, if possible. Can you post a video?Helen the Felonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07363440683936148527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140527911801679502006-02-21T05:18:00.000-08:002006-02-21T05:18:00.000-08:00So.. I want to be clear here. Do the nifty earring...So.. I want to be clear here. Do the nifty earrings come with the gig? Man, that would make my life as the Lovelemming so much easier. You have no idea how many times I've flung myself from a random cliff, only to find a body of water at the bottom.Larryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18423390372744319739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140518162519573682006-02-21T02:36:00.000-08:002006-02-21T02:36:00.000-08:00WELL, I'VE GOT 1 and 5 down, and 3, 7, and 8 are d...WELL, I'VE GOT 1 and 5 down, and 3, 7, and 8 are doable, but I think you're gonna be stuck being you.<BR/>sujiroRoger Owen Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05298172138307632062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140488970842867082006-02-20T18:29:00.000-08:002006-02-20T18:29:00.000-08:00Oh, gayprof, I wouldn't even try to imitate you: i...Oh, gayprof, I wouldn't even try to imitate you: it just wouldn't be right!Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03301077496668834657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1140481955073041052006-02-20T16:32:00.000-08:002006-02-20T16:32:00.000-08:00I've never been able to do the samantha nose twitc...I've never been able to do the samantha nose twitch. Sigh.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.com