tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post1698628418414089345..comments2024-03-22T02:57:20.853-07:00Comments on Center of Gravitas: GayProf in Thirty QuestionsGayProfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-81459691646090084902007-06-01T12:07:00.000-07:002007-06-01T12:07:00.000-07:00Adjunct Whore: You and Cooper came the closest to ...<B>Adjunct Whore:</B> You and Cooper came the closest to toppling VUBOQ. <BR/><BR/><B>Michael:</B> When in graduate school, I once got into a very lengthy argument with a colleague who confused <I>Isis</I> and <I>Wonder Woman</I>. To me, that was a shocking error. Clearly she did not belong in higher education.<BR/><BR/><B>Signalite:</B> Don't dream it -- Be it.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Clio:</B> The <I>Charlie's Angels</I> dolls were really cool -- I have to say. My sisters had many of the outfits as well.<BR/><BR/><B>Dorian:</B> As a real professor, I almost always avoid giving multiple choice exams. Rather than thinking that students are tricking me, I prefer to think that essays give them an opportunity show what they do know (rather than searching the deep canyons of their missing information). In either case, I still expect them to be able to articulate why they love and adore me. <BR/><BR/><B>JP:</B> Clearly I should have mentioned that taking drugs before the exam was not a good idea...<BR/><BR/><B>Frank:</B> I can't explain the lack of smiles (gravitas usually does it in a pinch). Don't get too used to clean-shaved GayProf. The matrix of my new goatee has already formed...GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-46649137755533237832007-05-31T18:12:00.000-07:002007-05-31T18:12:00.000-07:00I'm not even going to attempt that test. I'm asha...I'm not even going to attempt that test. I'm ashamed to admit I don't know a lot of the answers! What kind of Gravitas-fan am I?!? <BR/><BR/>Also, I've seen a few pictures of you from NYC on other blogs. It's so strange to see you without a goatee! I kinda like it, though. And you really AREN'T kidding about the gravitas, are you? Smile, darling, smile!Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03301077496668834657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-58467874076925898742007-05-31T12:30:00.000-07:002007-05-31T12:30:00.000-07:00I just wrote my name in pencil dots on the answer ...I just wrote my name in pencil dots on the answer sheet. <BR/><BR/>And now I'm pretending that those dots can light up in random sequence while I stand in front of them singing to a live studio audience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-60576304759559899282007-05-31T09:12:00.000-07:002007-05-31T09:12:00.000-07:00I hate multiple choice quizzes? Can't I write an e...I hate multiple choice quizzes? Can't I write an essay on how fabulous GayProf is instead? I'm always much better at tricking the teacher into thinking I know the material with an essay.Dorianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-3155256563604451442007-05-30T17:00:00.000-07:002007-05-30T17:00:00.000-07:001. A -- you were Snowball, who played the dangerou...1. A -- you were Snowball, who played the dangerous game with the Santas and David Sedaris.<BR/>2. C -- because Disco!<BR/>3. Combination of D and E.<BR/>4. A<BR/>5. E -- of course!<BR/>6. Holy crap! E - because that's the redneck tour of the U.S. and you would never knowingly do that, would you?<BR/>7. A -- "Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars!<BR/>8. I hope it was E, or at least B (I'm planning on being that aunt to my own nephews.)<BR/>9. E -- I work all day with one. That pretty much kills all conversation.<BR/>10. B -- The name is just cool.<BR/>11. F -- all of the above.<BR/>12. Not E.<BR/>13. C<BR/>14. C -- because you would have taken care of that already.<BR/>15. E (o.k., I actually know that this one is A, but I still have scarring childhood memories of the nastiness of that stuff.)<BR/>16. E -- because if all of the others are true, then this was a cute cottage with no closet space.<BR/>17. B -- please please say it is B, because I was Batman in 1st grade and we could have been the trans-Justice League!<BR/>18. B<BR/>19. E -- it is Texas, after all. <BR/>20. B<BR/>21. You have E! I'm so jealous! I so wanted to live in that bottle as a kid (minus all the sexist shit -- I would have totally blinked the major back into space).<BR/>22. All of them are depressing. <BR/>23. C -- I would have done the same, you know, if I had any of them (I so wanted a Kelly).<BR/>24. Too much like math.<BR/>25. D<BR/>26. If you are in Boston, E.<BR/>27. C<BR/>28. TMI<BR/>29. D<BR/>30. E -- of course!<BR/><BR/>Actually,I only just started reading your blog in the past few months, so I gave the answer that I wanted to be true. That's how I took the GRE lo, those many years ago. That's also how I ended up going to a Tier 500, R2000, graduate school in Texas (where I knew many a professor like the one you described, may they all rot in the hell of their own making).Clio Bluestockinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14285486658334618048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-61270588456457366532007-05-30T16:40:00.000-07:002007-05-30T16:40:00.000-07:00Aya! So much GayProf to ponder...What a whirl, wha...Aya! So much GayProf to ponder...What a whirl, what a whirl...Aldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707541749231015283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-19992679323568346592007-05-30T11:22:00.000-07:002007-05-30T11:22:00.000-07:00It's Gay Profapalooza! LOVE the Isis Clip - I watc...It's Gay Profapalooza! LOVE the Isis Clip - I watched that show *ahem* religiously! (Didn't hurt that it was tied to the Shazam show with that cutie either)Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08345076657753826652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-17407282736195082902007-05-30T10:58:00.000-07:002007-05-30T10:58:00.000-07:00thanks to your ego, i haven't written a f*** word ...thanks to your ego, i haven't written a f*** word in 45 minutes. but i did laugh my arse off, thanks.<BR/>1.B; 2.A; 3.B; 4.D; 5. i desperately want E, but think it's more likely A; 6.D; 7.B; 8.E; 9.E; 10.A; 11.B; 12.B; 13. unfair/B; 14.C; 15.A; 16.C; 17.C; 18.B/A; 19.E; 20.A; 21.B; 22.A; 23.A; 24. i broke out in hives; 25.B; 26.D; 27.C; 28.B; 29.B; 30.Egwoertendykehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00542058287462910446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-47710727338379040762007-05-30T10:53:00.000-07:002007-05-30T10:53:00.000-07:00DykeWife: Damn! I thought that you had forgotten.....<B>DykeWife:</B> Damn! I thought that you had forgotten...<BR/><BR/><B>Marlan:</B> You are choosing students over me?!!!? Pshaw.<BR/><BR/><B>Cooper:</B> We don't talk about that other scar -- It's still too painful to remember. <I>**wink**</I> <BR/><BR/><B>Ashley Kane:</B> Well, I can't offer you a job. Still, you could win a super-secret prize (that would take six months to travel to the UK).<BR/><BR/><B>TornWordo:</B> Uh, maybe erudite is not always the word for me... <I>sigh</I><BR/><BR/><B>VUBOQ:</B> Not a perfect score, but you are in the lead so far...<BR/><BR/><B>Rebekah:</B> Uh...Yeah...It was a joke...Uh...Yeah, just joking. I am not really this vain. No, no.<BR/><BR/><B>Steven:</B> Actually, I momentarily flirted with the idea of making all the right answers "C."GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-83186388058605281002007-05-30T07:29:00.000-07:002007-05-30T07:29:00.000-07:00This one post definitely gave a synopsis of the al...This one post definitely gave a synopsis of the almighty GayProf. But I thought for certain the order of answeres (letters) would have been B A D all the way through. ;-)Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460856009625389973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-59388090830146646622007-05-30T06:30:00.000-07:002007-05-30T06:30:00.000-07:00Okay, now I know why I like you so much... you wri...Okay, now I know why I like you so much... you write the questions, you don't answer them.<BR/><BR/>Gah.<BR/><BR/>Funny,funny stuff.<BR/><BR/>I know who offers to feed you M&M's; does that count?rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980768449046443151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-64851902916497652042007-05-30T05:33:00.000-07:002007-05-30T05:33:00.000-07:00GAH! TEST ANXIETY!!!! 1. B2. A3. D4. C5. A6. C7....GAH! TEST ANXIETY!!!! <BR/><BR/>1. B<BR/>2. A<BR/>3. D<BR/>4. C<BR/>5. A<BR/>6. C<BR/>7. A<BR/>8. A<BR/>9. D<BR/>10. A<BR/>11. C<BR/>12. D<BR/>13. C<BR/>14. C<BR/>15. A<BR/>16. C<BR/>17. A<BR/>18. C<BR/>19. E<BR/>20. B<BR/>21. A<BR/>22. A<BR/>23. A<BR/>24. A<BR/>25. A<BR/>26. E<BR/>27. A<BR/>28. A<BR/>29. B<BR/>30. E<BR/><BR/>*durf*<BR/>Worse than the GRE, yo.vuboqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17713707780151175505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-72831414763983396212007-05-30T04:49:00.000-07:002007-05-30T04:49:00.000-07:00Hey – since you’re a YouTuber, you might want to c...Hey – since you’re a YouTuber, you might want to check this out… There’s a video company that’s recruiting YouTubers and if they like your stuff, (and they should) they will actually pay you when your video gets a hit. Here’s their link www.flownetworkproductions.com/videorevenue.htm. It’s about time the people who make the videos get some of the money instead of it all going to YouTube!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-30333213079145511002007-05-30T03:11:00.000-07:002007-05-30T03:11:00.000-07:00You lost me at the logic problem, lol. I know a fe...You lost me at the logic problem, lol. I know a few of these, but with a memory like swiss cheese, I'd have to search your blog for the right answer. I don't think you ever referred to liar ex as a fuckbag, but I could be wrong. You're usually a tad more erudite, lol.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-75012089709304613732007-05-30T02:26:00.000-07:002007-05-30T02:26:00.000-07:00Christ, you really do not want to know how many of...Christ, you really do not want to know how many of these I can answer. I put it down to lots of procrastination over job applications in the past few months - I was surfing the internet a <I>lot</I> - and a phenomenally good memory. James Dean's photo is on your fridge, your soda of choice is TaB and you did indeed go to your senior prom. The scar is a hair-styling accident.<BR/><BR/>In retrospect, maybe if I spent more time on those job applications I would have been more successful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-82650763723704490642007-05-30T00:16:00.000-07:002007-05-30T00:16:00.000-07:001) B2) A 3) C4) D5) D6) B7) A8) C9) E10) ...1) B<BR/>2) A <BR/>3) C<BR/>4) D<BR/>5) D<BR/>6) B<BR/>7) A<BR/>8) C<BR/>9) E<BR/>10) B<BR/>11) E<BR/>12) C<BR/>13) C<BR/>14) B<BR/>15) A<BR/>16) C<BR/>17) A<BR/>18) C<BR/>19) E<BR/>20) A<BR/>21) A<BR/>22) D<BR/>23) D ( You don't mean a scar on your lower head, right? I notice about that other scar!)<BR/>24) Who cares! This made my head ache just reading it. <BR/>25) A<BR/>26) D<BR/>27) B<BR/>28) A<BR/>29) C<BR/>30) EAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-60369416067668001802007-05-29T21:16:00.000-07:002007-05-29T21:16:00.000-07:00Not that I don't like you, bud, but I recently got...Not that I don't like you, bud, but I recently got re-employed full time, and can't spend any more days memorizing blog trivia while avoiding grading papers. Here goes:<BR/><BR/>1. B<BR/>2. A<BR/>3. B<BR/>4. C<BR/>5. D<BR/>6. B<BR/>7. D<BR/>8. A<BR/>9. E<BR/>10. D<BR/>11. C<BR/>12. D<BR/>13. B<BR/>14. C<BR/>15. A<BR/>16. C<BR/>17. C<BR/>18. A<BR/>19. E<BR/>20. A<BR/>21. A<BR/>22. B<BR/>21. C<BR/>22. A<BR/>23. A<BR/>24. What difference does it make unless you're talking about expensive gift bottles of vodka?<BR/>25. A<BR/>26. C<BR/>27. A<BR/>28. I hope not, but not a deal breaker.<BR/>29. B<BR/>30. AAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-32311733397539356532007-05-29T21:12:00.000-07:002007-05-29T21:12:00.000-07:00gayprof's big hair picture promise was made to:a. ...gayprof's big hair picture promise was made to:<BR/>a. dykewife<BR/>b. dykewife<BR/>c. dykewife<BR/>d. dykewifedykewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17776768691386493709noreply@blogger.com