tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post2323137380937283079..comments2024-03-22T02:57:20.853-07:00Comments on Center of Gravitas: Because Nobody AskedGayProfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-20195857028960025462007-08-14T21:47:00.000-07:002007-08-14T21:47:00.000-07:00And BONUS! I'm in love with you and I'm not in a r...And <B>BONUS!</B> <I>I'm</I> in love with you and I'm not in a relationship!<BR/><BR/>Of course, there's the drawback of my being a girl. But whatever. You're just so <I>thinky</I>.<BR/><BR/>I will totally give you an alibi if you drive to Vuboq's town and off his BF. THAT'S HOW DEEP IS <I>MY</I> LOVE.<BR/><BR/>*cackle!*goblinboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13636167643991935136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-25635107318404510192007-08-14T21:42:00.000-07:002007-08-14T21:42:00.000-07:00Wait. You have to dress like what you want to slee...Wait. You have to dress like what you want to sleep with?! Why did no one tell me this before?goblinboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13636167643991935136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-64530759927482983002007-08-13T17:51:00.000-07:002007-08-13T17:51:00.000-07:00OMG, I loved your answer to #1.And re: #3: I don't...OMG, I loved your answer to #1.<BR/><BR/>And re: #3: I don't really know which of my friends are "top" or "bottom." Well, okay, maybe a few. ;)<BR/><BR/>Given that you didn't elaborate on the location and subject of your desired tattoo, I can only assume it's naughty. Perhaps it's to cover up #47?<BR/><BR/>I am SO with you on #34. I need my sleep.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14065042871216479832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-29280870649111782792007-08-12T05:36:00.000-07:002007-08-12T05:36:00.000-07:00After an absurd level of paperwork and forms, I fi...<I>After an absurd level of paperwork and forms, I finally succeeded in changing my car's registration and my license from Texas. Gee, it only took me four hours of standing in line.</I><BR/><BR/>Four hours? Damn, it only took me an hour to change my car registration, change my license, and for my partner to get an Illinois ID card.Alan Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05484960498565217558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-32993871104264625142007-08-12T05:34:00.000-07:002007-08-12T05:34:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Alan Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05484960498565217558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1232575920230547872007-08-10T21:37:00.000-07:002007-08-10T21:37:00.000-07:00That scarred penis line is the biggest tease I've ...That scarred penis line is the biggest tease I've read in some time. Details please.Antoniohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13551523252110967405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-45757768520493667582007-08-10T11:18:00.000-07:002007-08-10T11:18:00.000-07:00Details man, details.Your scar penis story is goin...Details man, details.<BR/><BR/>Your scar penis story is going to be another post, I just know it.<BR/><BR/>Now, the whole, "I don't lower their grade for grammar mistakes" comment? Prof! For shame!<BR/><BR/>College. These kids are in college. They shouldn't be making grammatical mistakes. Gah.<BR/><BR/>That's the school marm in me coming out.<BR/><BR/>Like that guy on Torn's scrabble game the other day. "Should of" instead of "should have." <BR/><BR/>Where's my knuckle-rapping ruler?rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980768449046443151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-42191608313482379652007-08-09T23:13:00.000-07:002007-08-09T23:13:00.000-07:00Thanks much for taking the time to answer!Thanks much for taking the time to answer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-58199652650700392952007-08-09T10:47:00.000-07:002007-08-09T10:47:00.000-07:00There's another MFT? Unpossible!El Buen Gusto4512 ...There's another MFT? Unpossible!<BR/><BR/>El Buen Gusto<BR/>4512 E Washington Ave<BR/><BR/>The tricky part is that it's in a strip mall <I>behind another stripmall.</I> Yes, it's a veritable mobius stripmall...<BR/><BR/>There are also little mercados all over the south and east sides, mostly run by secondary immigrants (i.e. they immigrated to Chicago first, and then up to MFT), some of which make their own.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-7270277441819274632007-08-09T08:19:00.000-07:002007-08-09T08:19:00.000-07:00A scar on your penis?!? You will have to share tha...A scar on your penis?!? You will have to share that story. Good closing line.Artistic Soulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13263759059325566233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-29577155875579918672007-08-09T07:20:00.000-07:002007-08-09T07:20:00.000-07:00RikyU: I have found no listing for El Buen Gusto i...<B>RikyU:</B> I have found no listing for El Buen Gusto in MFT. Perhaps you are in the other MFT?<BR/><BR/><B>Elizabeth:</B> Well, this whole blog is basically me seeking affirmation, so that sounds like a win.<BR/><BR/><B>Dance:</B> No, I didn't switch to MA. There are two things, though, that affected my case which might or might not be the same for you. 1) I arrived knowing that it was only going to be a year stint. Indeed, I was still considered a full-time employee of my Texas institution and a resident of my Texas county. 2) I left my car garaged in Texas and did not drive in Boston. If I had taken the car, I would have had to change everything, even for just the year. <BR/><BR/><B>Marlan:</B> Trust me -- I didn't move to MFT for the town's tortillas.<BR/><BR/><B>DykeWife:</B> I was going to make a joke about her losing her head if it wasn't attached, but thought that went too far.<BR/><BR/><B>Malran2:</B> Well, after losing her legs, I am sure it put a damper on the whole excursion.<BR/><BR/><B>JP:</B> It's the same. Saccharine is the key flavor agent.<BR/><BR/><B>This Boy Elroy:</B> I love you, too! But, as with VUBOQ, I am in the uncomfortable position of figuring out how to get rid of your current partner. Not that I don't appreciate it, but it might be nice if somebody loved me who wasn't already in a relationship. Just sayin'.GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-53471767045420214932007-08-09T06:48:00.000-07:002007-08-09T06:48:00.000-07:00Oh, but I love you GayProf.Oh, but I love you GayProf.This Boy Elroyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430436265377005923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-74999880146958249692007-08-08T22:02:00.000-07:002007-08-08T22:02:00.000-07:00Does TaB still taste the same as it did in the 80'...Does TaB still taste the same as it did in the 80's? Cuz' I tried it once, and it was a no-go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-15823951614598886422007-08-08T19:47:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:47:00.000-07:00Guess she didn't get to ride any of the rides, eit...Guess she didn't get to ride any of the rides, either.Marlanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12745233664259989973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-80149366632753591952007-08-08T19:37:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:37:00.000-07:00a girl lost her legs at an amusement park? that w...a girl lost her legs at an amusement park? that was very careless of her, i must say.dykewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17776768691386493709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-26339037400211720712007-08-08T19:13:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:13:00.000-07:00For good tortillas in this state, follow Horace Gr...For good tortillas in this state, follow Horace Greeley's advice and Go West Young Man!<BR/><BR/>Other than that, I can only comment that I hope you don't mix the Tab with the Vodka. That's a waste of good Vodka, in my opinion.Marlanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12745233664259989973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-87282570813574955222007-08-08T19:07:00.000-07:002007-08-08T19:07:00.000-07:00can I be totally self-serving? You moved to Boston...can I be totally self-serving? You moved to Boston for a year but didn't change your registration or license? Was that cool with your insurance?<BR/><BR/>I am hoping to move for a year and *not* visit the DMV, but I am not totally sure it's legal or how I have to finagle it. Any advice?<BR/><BR/>Long-time lurker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-53996808363341543552007-08-08T13:27:00.000-07:002007-08-08T13:27:00.000-07:00#16 - like a delayed cinematic orgasm, I could fee...#16 - like a delayed cinematic orgasm, I could feel it coming but still enjoyed it when it arrived. I like ranch and I think saying "no" to people loving you is going to get the biggest blog affirmation everElizabeth McClunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627373214555333537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-13961109747703465372007-08-08T12:11:00.000-07:002007-08-08T12:11:00.000-07:00Incidentally, there is a tortilleria on the far ea...Incidentally, there is a tortilleria on the far east side, "El Buen Gusto," if you get tired of the "El Milagro" from Chi-town.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-84048009150716513802007-08-08T10:13:00.000-07:002007-08-08T10:13:00.000-07:00ROG: You can't force the TaB love. It's either th...<B>ROG:</B> You can't force the TaB love. It's either there or it isn't.<BR/><BR/><B>Jaclyn:</B> I felt the same about being dirty and old. Still, good looking is good looking.<BR/><BR/><B>VUBOQ:</B> This only means that I am going to have to figure out ways to bump off Y.<BR/><BR/><B>Alan:</B> TaB is the Official Queer Soda. Come by my house -- You will get a TaB.<BR/><BR/><B>Christopher:</B> I knew this would be the case when I wrote that.<BR/><BR/><B>Pacalaga:</B> I need a good brow wax myself. I am always days away from being Frida Kahlo.<BR/><BR/><B>Torn:</B> Good guesses, both. Neither is correct. I have had lube related injuries, but none of them left scars.<BR/><BR/><B>Tenured Radical:</B> If I wanted to feel like my feet were falling off, I will just go to a bar.<BR/><BR/><B>Steven:</B> Certainly a T-Shirt is a worthy reward for memorizing my life history.<BR/><BR/><B>Marius:</B> TaB tastes like chemicals. It has no "natural flavors." <BR/><BR/>Alas, the tortilla situation is quite grave in MFT. One of my new colleagues even resorted to making her own given the lack of a decent supply here. I don't think that I am that ambitious. Besides, my tortillas (when I have made them from scratch) usually turn out as light as a hubcap.GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-38878749764497962792007-08-08T10:05:00.000-07:002007-08-08T10:05:00.000-07:00Daniel Radcliff is cute, but there's something abo...Daniel Radcliff is cute, but there's something about him that bugs me. He's just too immature right now. My favorite younger man is Shia LaBeouf. I love the kid.<BR/><BR/>Hm, I've never tried TaB. I feel deprived. Does it taste like Dr. Pepper? <BR/><BR/>Now, a final question, does MFT have a small tortilla factory? Seriously, that would make MFT even funkier. Mmm, nothing beats freshly made tortillas. Anthony Bourdain loves 'em.Mariushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606970820680869047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-13214853733167874112007-08-08T09:47:00.000-07:002007-08-08T09:47:00.000-07:00This is definitely some good background informatio...This is definitely some good background information to know the next time you have YOUR quiz with us blog followers.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460856009625389973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-7663767518419869742007-08-08T08:03:00.000-07:002007-08-08T08:03:00.000-07:00*Everyone* is in love wth GayProf. But as to the ...*Everyone* is in love wth GayProf. <BR/><BR/>But as to the roller coaster accident -- it wasn't a Six Flags. I believe it was a theme park here in Connecticut, the name of which escapes me, but which has had more than one fatality during the 16 years I have lived here. According to my nephews (14, 12 and 7) who were going to the park the following day but said they would avoid the ride, it was one of those twirly things, and the girl's legs got wrapped in the steel cable and were severed. Which made a lot more sense than the 7 year old's account of the incident, which was: "The ride goes so fast your feet fall off."<BR/><BR/>But I like this account much better.<BR/><BR/>TRTenured Radicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05703980598547163290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-69343184066043881412007-08-08T07:52:00.000-07:002007-08-08T07:52:00.000-07:00A zipper scar? Or a couldn't-stop-but-ran-out-of-l...A zipper scar? Or a couldn't-stop-but-ran-out-of-lube scar?<BR/><BR/>I should do a meme for tomorrow, I'm empty.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-39607087341056138412007-08-08T07:25:00.000-07:002007-08-08T07:25:00.000-07:00I prefer the Weasley Twins, myself. Daniel needs ...I prefer the Weasley Twins, myself. Daniel needs a good brow wax.<BR/>And I am waiting with bated breath for the tragic tale. Big tease.pacalagahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12498703982601315908noreply@blogger.com