tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post6726993888421361161..comments2024-03-22T02:57:20.853-07:00Comments on Center of Gravitas: Since Somebody Asked. . .GayProfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-20418715410412043352007-09-06T09:31:00.000-07:002007-09-06T09:31:00.000-07:00Hey, GayProf! I'm with David on this one for post...Hey, GayProf! I'm with David on this one for posting a picture of Isis! But also Dr. Strange and the postings of early Wonder Woman comics! Are you the same person as I am in another body? Hmmmm....Alan Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01489099502884256516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-65566908479857547922007-08-28T09:44:00.000-07:002007-08-28T09:44:00.000-07:00What are the symptoms of a bewitching penis?!!!What are the symptoms of a bewitching penis?!!!bardelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12917187131771750315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-91662927281388719372007-08-26T20:57:00.000-07:002007-08-26T20:57:00.000-07:00Well, now that you are advising women to grow goat...Well, now that you are advising women to grow goatee's I can only boggle at the type of searchers who will soon be appearing here. <BR/><BR/>I guess more important - if they are all the way out in the desert - How come jabba has a metal bikini just the right size hanging around?Elizabeth McClunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627373214555333537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-48619382756489603422007-08-24T18:39:00.000-07:002007-08-24T18:39:00.000-07:00Bigg: Even though Dr. Strange has the amulet of Ag...<B>Bigg:</B> Even though Dr. Strange has the amulet of Agamotto? Or maybe especially because he has the amulet of Agamotto?<BR/><BR/><B>Helen:</B> Patients who are currently on blood thinners should not read <I>CoG</I> because this may increase the risk of stroke or other cardiovascular problems.<BR/><BR/><B>Persian:</B> You're sweet and I appreciate that. If there is one thing I have not been feeling the past few days, though, it is cute. <I>**Sigh**</I><BR/><BR/><B>Steven:</B> My hair is a little less grey than Dr. Strange. Just sayin'.<BR/><BR/><B>Diablo:</B> I do have my finger on the pulse of all things gay (if we are only talking about gay men who were children between 1975 and 1977).GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-29559824190251502882007-08-24T14:14:00.000-07:002007-08-24T14:14:00.000-07:00p.s. i love isis! you clearly have your finger on ...p.s. i love isis! you clearly have your finger on the pulse of all things gay! would you like a cult to spring up around you?diablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13911511333984154677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-13438599213009516172007-08-24T14:12:00.000-07:002007-08-24T14:12:00.000-07:00HEY i'm from the rio grand valley! AND i'm a lesbi...HEY i'm from the rio grand valley! AND i'm a lesbian! i feel pretty, OH, so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and bright!<BR/><BR/>as a spokesman for the other side, i suppose i should offer some insight on christianity and homos. homos are the (re)incarnation of jesus; see how they suffer, how they are ostracized and are generally mistreated? we're here to determine who the real christians are - daddy (aka God) is watching who is mean to us :) it's so simplediablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13911511333984154677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-78897323603328567252007-08-24T10:39:00.000-07:002007-08-24T10:39:00.000-07:00I always had a feeling what you looked like and Dr...I always had a feeling what you looked like and Dr. Strange fits the bill. Only you were much stronger. ;-)<BR/><BR/>I had to chuckle about Antonio's comment on Brokeback Mountain and your response.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460856009625389973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-42671437853166136532007-08-24T10:37:00.000-07:002007-08-24T10:37:00.000-07:00yikes, you reminded me to install Statcounter on m...yikes, you reminded me to install Statcounter on my blog. I forgot to do that when I made the new template.<BR/><BR/>I do find it interesting to see where the hits come from, especially from other parts of the world. <BR/><BR/>and to answer the question:<BR/><BR/>"Is GayProf physically attractive in real life?"<BR/><BR/>I would have to say he is very cute, the spanish influence definitely gives him a dark seductive look. (I have always been a sucker for darker guys)<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend :)The Persianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02233760538686915146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-68933739918807634262007-08-24T09:24:00.000-07:002007-08-24T09:24:00.000-07:00This was already my favorite post ever. Then I sa...This was already my favorite post ever. Then I saw the tag "vaginas-care of," and at that point had what I believe to be a a small, hopefully harmless stroke.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Strange = chopped liver, next to you.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617985051810210001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-50245247730796651792007-08-23T11:29:00.000-07:002007-08-23T11:29:00.000-07:00You're way more attractive than Dr. Strange, GayPr...You're way more attractive than Dr. Strange, GayProf.Bigghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01142387994755864057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-33616342916065928392007-08-23T08:28:00.000-07:002007-08-23T08:28:00.000-07:00Marlan: Good point! Well done.Huntington2: Well, ...<B>Marlan:</B> Good point! Well done.<BR/><BR/><B>Huntington2:</B> Well, apparently just Dr. Strange shops there.<BR/><BR/><B>ROG:</B> Could we send the turtle to jail?<BR/><BR/><B>David:</B> In retrospect, I am little confused why a high school science teacher was allowed to excavate in Egypt unsupervised. Then she stole priceless artifacts (even if they did give her superhuman powers). Still, if I could get away with that outfit, I would be wearing it right now.<BR/><BR/><B>Doug:</B> You know, my penis has been feeling a little off lately...<BR/><BR/><B>Goblinbox:</B> The better measure might be how much bandwith you use up on your internet connection...<BR/><BR/><B>Marius:</B> I do have an appreciation for RGV people. Though, in truth, there are also some people in the RGV who are quite heavy. <BR/><BR/><B>DykeWife:</B> Perhaps -- But I still enjoy the show.<BR/><BR/><B>Torn:</B> Not all of my jokes can be winners.<BR/><BR/><B>Rebekah:</B> In the couple biographies I have read on Dean (which was many years ago), I remember that many of the people who knew him commented on this. Apparently he would take little holidays from the shower for several days.<BR/><BR/><B>Antonio:</B> <I>I'd hazard a guess that you complained that the actors in </I>Brokeback Mountain<I> were straight.</I><BR/><BR/>Well, now that you mention <A HREF="http://centerofgravitas.blogspot.com/2006/03/if-it-aint-brokeback-dont-fix-it.html" REL="nofollow">it</A>. . .GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-80493195211973840882007-08-23T08:02:00.000-07:002007-08-23T08:02:00.000-07:00"No longer watch movies and television for enterta..."No longer watch movies and television for entertainment. Instead, they must always be scrutinized for their statements about race, gender, and sexuality."<BR/><BR/>This takes me back to your entry about Debra Messing TV movie. I was like "Damn, this is like ten pages long". I'd hazard a guess that you complained that the actors in Brokeback Mountain were straight.<BR/><BR/>As for the Jabba the Hut question, my sister actually asked me that question when we watched Return of the Jedi. Lord help us.<BR/><BR/>Can anyone tell me how to see how people find my blog via Google?Antoniohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13551523252110967405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-34891239229029800272007-08-23T07:19:00.000-07:002007-08-23T07:19:00.000-07:00Bad hygiene.A black mark to mr. Dean for that.But ...Bad hygiene.<BR/><BR/>A black mark to mr. Dean for that.<BR/><BR/>But wait. How do you know about his hygiene? And what defines bad hygiene? There's a sliding scale on that subject.<BR/><BR/>Hmm... perhaps a post in there.rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980768449046443151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-83977250452356467102007-08-23T03:48:00.000-07:002007-08-23T03:48:00.000-07:00I heard the drum ba-dam-bum and symbol after (that...I heard the drum ba-dam-bum and symbol after (that includes semen).<BR/><BR/>The world is full of strange inquisitors.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-453550206127010032007-08-22T19:02:00.000-07:002007-08-22T19:02:00.000-07:00no matter who the man is, short shorts always make...no matter who the man is, short shorts always make men's legs look like chicken legs. it's true. no matter how fit the guy is, chicken legs.dykewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17776768691386493709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-75777027749804868262007-08-22T14:41:00.000-07:002007-08-22T14:41:00.000-07:00Interesting questions. I love the one about the RG...Interesting questions. I love the one about the RGV lesbians. I can answer some RGV related questions, but RGV lesbians are quite elusive. I've seen a few lovely ones. But I've also seen some very scary RGV lesbians. Oh, the stories I could tell. <BR/><BR/><I>Did Princess Leia have sex with Jabba the Hut during her enslavement?</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, that question is a bit disturbing. I try not to think about it, but the possibility will always be there. Regarding the Christianity issue, the whole thing is too complicated. How can one reach any reasonable conclusions when the issue can be approached from so many different perspectives? That's why I love science. It's not perfect, but it's far more objective. <BR/><BR/>Great post! <BR/><BR/>Also, I'm glad you think RGV people are beautiful. :)Mariushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606970820680869047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-41034547858460107852007-08-22T14:39:00.000-07:002007-08-22T14:39:00.000-07:00I totally *heart* GayProf because GayProf answers ...I totally *heart* GayProf because GayProf answers the questions so seriously.<BR/><BR/>I wonder how much gay porn one can consume before having to admit one is bi. Like, by weight - not volume.goblinboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13636167643991935136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-18479661377364139112007-08-22T13:16:00.000-07:002007-08-22T13:16:00.000-07:00I always cured a bewitched penis by sucking the de...I always cured a bewitched penis by sucking the demon out.<BR/><BR/>Demon. Demon. Demon.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14065042871216479832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1917199311293777492007-08-22T12:59:00.000-07:002007-08-22T12:59:00.000-07:00Simply for referecing The Mighty Isis TV show and ...Simply for referecing The Mighty Isis TV show and quoting directly from the opening sequence, I will love you for all eternity.<BR/><BR/>That made my day.dpastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10813652943621759603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-74801520815235868942007-08-22T12:41:00.000-07:002007-08-22T12:41:00.000-07:00A Texas joke:Post TurtleWhile suturing a cut on th...A Texas joke:<BR/><BR/>Post Turtle<BR/><BR/>While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush, and his elevation to the White House. <BR/><BR/>The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a post turtle." <BR/><BR/>Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.<BR/><BR/>The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that is a post turtle." <BR/><BR/>The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.<BR/><BR/>"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."Roger Owen Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05298172138307632062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-59585410710328172642007-08-22T09:56:00.000-07:002007-08-22T09:56:00.000-07:00Wait...you mean people actually use those catalogs...Wait...you mean people actually use those catalogs to <I>shop for clothes?</I> <BR/><BR/>Huh. Learn something new every day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-54588670100992267542007-08-22T09:17:00.000-07:002007-08-22T09:17:00.000-07:00Piercings also make the nipples perky. Just sayin....Piercings also make the nipples perky. Just sayin.Marlanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12745233664259989973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-47968790518893563602007-08-22T09:10:00.000-07:002007-08-22T09:10:00.000-07:00Cincy Diva: I bet James Dean doesn't have much of ...<B>Cincy Diva:</B> I bet James Dean doesn't have much of anything now.<BR/><BR/><B>VUBOQ:</B> And GayProf hearts you, too -- Even if you are facial folliclly challenged.<BR/><BR/><B>Adjunct Whore:</B> We can all be GayProf if we try.<BR/><BR/><B>Earl:</B> I can look mysterious, but I am having trouble mastering dashing. I do have the nose twitch down -- Oh, wait, that is something else.<BR/><BR/><B>Huntington:</B> You know, I think that Dr. Strange shops in the <I>International Male</I> catalog much more than I do. We might need to take him to the mall.GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-63356066243658099552007-08-22T09:04:00.000-07:002007-08-22T09:04:00.000-07:00The contrasts on that last pic of Dr. Strange make...The contrasts on that last pic of Dr. Strange make it seem like he's wearing a fabulous red and black ball gown. Another similarity between you two?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-55953967158510619502007-08-22T07:58:00.000-07:002007-08-22T07:58:00.000-07:00I was in love with Dr. Strange when I was a kid, a...I was in love with Dr. Strange when I was a kid, although he did nothing but perform magic while looking mysterious and dashing.Earl Cootiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13204523494279709530noreply@blogger.com