tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post116943752236133852..comments2024-03-22T02:57:20.853-07:00Comments on Center of Gravitas: In Magical ColorGayProfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-623515126704500732007-01-30T13:18:00.000-08:002007-01-30T13:18:00.000-08:00OH. MY. GOD, So funny.OH. MY. GOD, So funny.Earnest Englishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01947000435270263070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169694253098802302007-01-24T19:04:00.000-08:002007-01-24T19:04:00.000-08:00Drop a line if you come to the city of windbags. O...Drop a line if you come to the city of windbags. <BR/>Or if you go south into the corn. And watch those 'end of career working at McDonald's jokes. ; ]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169649419872285742007-01-24T06:36:00.000-08:002007-01-24T06:36:00.000-08:00But are they your favorite Rebekah?But are they your favorite Rebekah?tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169613949449396552007-01-23T20:45:00.000-08:002007-01-23T20:45:00.000-08:00It's sad how this seems to be how ever paper I eve...It's sad how this seems to be how ever paper I ever wrote that was over 20 pages was accomplished, but it was probably condensed into a 4-day period. You probably had a lot more to do so I'm sure it was more spread out. And did you find the 1940's casserole dish? And I read an interview with John Cameron Mitchell (in BUTT magazine, seek it out if you don't know what it is) who says he takes vitamins because he thinks they need to be replenished after masturbating. Do you subscribe to the same theory?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169608837324153082007-01-23T19:20:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:20:00.000-08:00If you write a manual for new academics, I will re...If you write a manual for new academics, I will read it--but I'm glad for this glimpse of what I have to look forward to. I hope the real thing is as much fun as it is to read about...<BR/><BR/>A friend pointed me to your blog and I've been enjoying it!<BR/><BR/>-fellow Bostonian, future academicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169608740624036342007-01-23T19:25:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:25:00.000-08:00These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put t...These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put these together somehow; a manual for new academics or something.<BR/><BR/>I know the gravitas needs to be attended to, but this just made me howl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169608396446046522007-01-23T19:19:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:19:00.000-08:00These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put t...These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put these together somehow; a manual for new academics or something.<BR/><BR/>I know the gravitas needs to be attended to, but this just made me howl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169608125510126142007-01-23T19:15:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:15:00.000-08:00These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put t...These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put these together somehow; a manual for new academics or something.<BR/><BR/>I know the gravitas needs to be attended to, but this just made me howl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169607852921080962007-01-23T19:10:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:10:00.000-08:00These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put t...These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put these together somehow; a manual for new academics or something.<BR/><BR/>I know the gravitas needs to be attended to, but this just made me howl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169607789273105142007-01-23T19:09:00.000-08:002007-01-23T19:09:00.000-08:00These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put t...These are my favorite, gayprof. You NEED to put these together somehow; a manual for new academics or something.<BR/><BR/>I know the gravitas needs to be attended to, but this just made me howl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169593808592858232007-01-23T15:10:00.000-08:002007-01-23T15:10:00.000-08:00This cracked me up. The only thing missing (for m...This cracked me up. The only thing missing (for me) was what my food & liquor consumption looks like during the various stages. When it got really bad --like in grad school -- I would eat nothing but one type of food (usually unhealthy, like Fiddle Faddle) for days at a time. (Shudder)Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03047700345491098393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169560136026946572007-01-23T05:48:00.000-08:002007-01-23T05:48:00.000-08:00I gotta get up earlier in the day. Everyone alrea...I gotta get up earlier in the day. Everyone already said things I wanted to.<BR/><BR/>Need a groupie for the tour? I have extra vigor in case you need it.<BR/><BR/>Love the images, btw. Both on the page and in my mind.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14065042871216479832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169549284834733522007-01-23T02:48:00.000-08:002007-01-23T02:48:00.000-08:00So, if you're a rock star, does it mean you'll hav...So, if you're a rock star, does it mean you'll have groupies, thus minimizing your need to DIY?Roger Owen Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05298172138307632062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169544255401512622007-01-23T01:24:00.000-08:002007-01-23T01:24:00.000-08:00I usually masturbate with massage oil. I'll have ...I usually masturbate with massage oil. I'll have to try vigor sometime.<BR/><BR/>p.s. Was Charleton Heston in Logan's Run?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169522828111121422007-01-22T19:27:00.000-08:002007-01-22T19:27:00.000-08:00You succinctly described how I just wrote my maste...You succinctly described how I just wrote my master's thesis. Thank you.tedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09090665491435386451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169519230204375822007-01-22T18:27:00.000-08:002007-01-22T18:27:00.000-08:00This is so me. Including the masturbating.We shoul...This is so me. Including the masturbating.<BR/><BR/>We should totally (put off) work(ing) together some time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169502158113922452007-01-22T13:42:00.000-08:002007-01-22T13:42:00.000-08:00i'm so glad i'm not the only one who approaches im...i'm so glad i'm not the only one who approaches impending academic deadlines with a combination of pathos and eros that borders on the self-destructive. your blog is practically perfect, by the way -- where else could i find reading material that makes me laugh AND makes me want to masturbate vigorously, all while reaffirming my "work habits?" <BR/><BR/>good luck with your talks.<BR/>another gayprof who used to live in cambridgeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169483356652387322007-01-22T08:29:00.000-08:002007-01-22T08:29:00.000-08:00Ah, with enough vigorous masturbation, you don't n...Ah, with enough <I>vigorous</I> masturbation, you don't need the gym. That'll save you some time on the next presentation. Just a tip from me to you. (You're welcome.)Earl Cootiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13204523494279709530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169480004933914702007-01-22T07:33:00.000-08:002007-01-22T07:33:00.000-08:00Yet again I'm left to wonder if GayProf is actuall...Yet again I'm left to wonder if GayProf is actually my brother. I handle work the same way. Without the masturbation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169479699855532732007-01-22T07:28:00.000-08:002007-01-22T07:28:00.000-08:00I too noticed that stage six didn't involve mastur...I too noticed that stage six didn't involve masturbation. Shows where my mind is ... unless the word cocky is an implied metaphor. I'm either way too easily distracted or I think too much. Probably, the former.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169470020468012162007-01-22T04:47:00.000-08:002007-01-22T04:47:00.000-08:00I noticed that there was no masturbating during th...I noticed that there was no masturbating during the cocky cycle. That word distracts me exactly as full frontal male nudity (of which there is so little) in a film does.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169468666058457372007-01-22T04:24:00.000-08:002007-01-22T04:24:00.000-08:00Any one else find the image of a person fervently ...Any one else find the image of a person fervently alternating between research and masturbation incredibly hot?<BR/><BR/>No? No? Just me then...god.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16010478.post-1169465560858905992007-01-22T03:32:00.000-08:002007-01-22T03:32:00.000-08:00Wow, your nine-stage process had me chuckling. I ...Wow, your nine-stage process had me chuckling. I am going through this with dissertation but spread out over several years and occasionally repeating. The anxiety stage alone can last for months at a time. :P I hate to think what it will be like when I actually have to give talks, given how much I <I>hate</I> public speaking... Fortunately being in China gives me a great excuse...ZaPaperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11024820349475732092noreply@blogger.com